Team turkey
It's the time of year for holiday season emails. Nothing beats winning a golf tournament with a friend, and sharing the prize - a turkey (wait...Turkey!). Does the Turkey get sawed in half while frozen? Is it split horizontally or vertically? Geez, couldn't you just splurge a bit on a couple 12-pound Butterballs?
Subject: Turkey Shoot! November 21st! Sign up today!
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